Extremely.... slow...

So, my work computer had a hard drive failure. They're trying to recover my data as we speak, but odds are good that I just lost most of my work for the past few months.

In the meantime, they've got me on a temporary computer (from which I am currently posting).

This computer has 32 megs of RAM.

...

I think I've had calculators with more processing power than this thing.

ALIVE! ALIIIIIVE!!!

My hard drive is saved! My new temporary computer is fast enough!

All hail the mighty tech guys!

Highest possible recommendation

Go read something by Kage Baker.

Right now.

Seriously.