Real conversations from my life

[kilroy]

Me: Well, we could always have two houses.
My fiancee: I don't want two houses. I want to live in the same house as you.
Me: What about if we both had half of a duplex?
Her: No! I don't want to share a common wall with you.
Me: Why not? You could be my common-wall wife.

Comments

[cereta]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I laugh in no small part because except for the joke part, we have had that conversation.

PS Broccoli and corn okay as sides? /cryptictoreaders

[lydiabell]

::sporfle::

[korafox]

Well played, sir. :)
I take it all went well?